Beautiful music

We are taboo my Romeo
what with your troops
stealing our land
livelihood
and family
my grandfather's people going
axe murder
on your army
but on the inside
my blood runs red
and I know
we could make beautiful music
together

Eye of the Munkay

You can stop a hungry charging tiger
but you cannot censor an amorous Munkay

Munkay and Putin sitting in a tree

Because doodling you name on a note book is not enough
noone can obsess like me.

Baby it's cold outside

You
Me
a bottle of Red wine
I wouldn't care if you have gas

Please don't freeze my heart.

The Rock?
He meant nothing to me.
Besides he smiled too much.

You can leave your hat on....

Gimme a hug
my big Russian bear
they finally took the hand cuffs off

In Soviet Union Bath Takes You

You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway
You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind
You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Tzar man
I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

You can reach me by sailboat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope
Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine
You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope
I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

There are hills and mountains between us
Always something to get over
If I had my way, then surely you would be closer
I need you closer

You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride
You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon
You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Tzar man
I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

I don't care, I dont care, I need you right here right now

I need you right here, right now, right by my side (yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah)

I don't care how you get here, just- get here if you can

Sparks will fly

You like fire works
I like fire works
Call me
I got a mean Molotov cocktail recipe

Lost Cosmonaut

You fill the space in the outer reaches of my heart
and that's coslright by me.

Kitten Kisses

You stole my heart
Putin back

The candle light was lovely....

You are thinking about me again
aren't you
and what we did last night
try to block out the sobbing and begging part

Send for me already

My suit case is packed with flannel-red
worked my kettle bells standing on my head
the scythe and star tattoo healing fast
passport in hand
ready to forget my past
nothing can keep me away
take it how ever you want it

Don't be so hard boiled Puty

You flipped my world
like a very beautiful unorthodox egg
why won't you stay for breakfast?

Make an accident happen baby

I will not be your Laura
I do not play second domra
No way Jose.

Cook you ladkas even

Wipe that look of dissent off that face young man
wipe it clean
you will grow up to be an intelligent powerful force one day
and then I will Bolskevik your heart
reform your potato loving soul

There will be vodka

Come to my dasha
Mr. KGB man
Of course it's actually a
modest suburban split level
but I will putsch your heart
like only a crazy american woman can.

Putinism

President prime Putin
Russian ladies love machine
economic reformer or fascist
I wanna touch your rod

Munkay vs The Law

I want to do a victory dance and pump my fists in the air. I won I won I won. Not only did I succeed but I burned the bad guy. To bad I have to work for these people and not be able to even smile smugly.

I survived but only just

First I was afraid, I was petrified...


Then it got worse.


I don't know whether to give you the full anabashed account of the "solidary retreat" that was my four day weekend at the lake, or whether to tantalise you with edited highlights.


Whatever it will be, all I know is that I don't really want to think about it right now.


It's good to be back in the Land of the underachievers.


There's no place like home.

Step Back Rug

"don't jump!" i shouted to the suicidal rug. "don't jump"
a crowd gathered
i gestured to the suicide rug wildly
but it was too late the crowd had already formed
it's opinion of me

Think before you speach

"You know once I give this shot to you there is no going back", the nurse waving the labor inducing drug told the over due woman.

Think before you speach

"You'll be like 'poof' and then you will say, "Was that a ninja just now or did I have a little gas?"", he said trying to proove himself.

Think before you speach

"Your skinnier than me" said the cubby waitress to the thin one as they both stood in front of the bathroom mirror, "but I got bigger boobs."

Think before you speach

"I can't work any overtime because the bar won't cash my check if I make a higher amount.

Think before you speach

"I need to smoke to slow me down." said the stoner as he sat in his dirty failing business. "Some people lose everything but not me."

Think before you speach

"Us guys don't stink" said the poo cover dudes. "We smell manly."

Think before you speach

"Cartoons take all my troubles away. The ones homework cause."

Think before you speach

"You would make the perfect wife" said the bachelor. "You are not wife like at all."

Think before you speach

"In the pasted he only masturbated in front of the staff in the unit. He might behave better for you in the kitchen."

Think before you speach

"No I don't think a woman will ever go to the moon, their not strong enough" said the small minded secondary teacher to the girl who had just learned what ERA stood for.

Think before you speach

"If I get you pregnate will you marry me?" said the man with eyes the color of burnt sugar.

Think before you speach

"My beard only hates people" he bristled with a frown when asked how a facial expression may be a contributing factor to a conversation.

Think before you speach

"Jimmy Carters mother is a negro", said the woman to her daughter."Miss Lillian is a black name."

Think before you speach

"Look out so those birds up in that tree don't swoop down and chop off a piece of you man" said one offender to the other. "You know they could be those carny whores."

Think before you speach

"I know how to end gorilla warfare" said the little girl. "Just hide in the jungle and shoot them before they see you.

Think before you speach

I don't have school tomarrow. Eight to two I should get to stay up as late as I want.

Think before you speach

"When I fuck a girl she stays fucked", said Scotty the drunk at the end of the smokey bar.

Think before you speach

"I love ham", said the collage girl home for the summer as she sliced deli meat on the Hobart, "where does it come from?"